December 2011
Watchwiltonsmith:
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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I'm so glad I've got 2 ukulele's now.
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I miss Ashley.
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I’m 105 pounds now. I need new pants.
Worst chapped lips of my life.
assid:
wow I can roll a good blunt
I just got out of the hospital
and nobody can cover my shift tonight. Fucking christ.
All I want for Christmas is
is to NOT BE SICK anymore. Ugh.
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I’ve never had my insides hurt so much. It feels like my intestines have been stretched to their limit. I would rather die than be sick for another day.
Please, just make it stop.
I want to sue jack in the box. Fuuuu.
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DO NOT EAT JACK IN THE BOX
It was the only thing I had yesterday. I woke up in the middle of the night not feeling to well. Since then, I’ve puked god knows how many times and you don’t even want to know what else.
I’m dying. Say your goodbyes.
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I just realized I'm following 420 people.
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All I want for Christmas is a new bong.
Dying of boredom
I suppose I should shower.
Don't mention aliens around me.
I’ll never stop talking.
I just had a genuinely good conversation with 2 cool fellas over chat roulette. Good to know that chat roulette is good for more than just skipping over every person because they are either jacking off or making a weird face or just plain weird.
We were smoking bowls and talking about medical marijuana and good music. Then my computer died, but at least I was entertained for a while. Now what?
BOTH OF MY SISTERS ARE ENGAGED NOW!!!!!
I AM OFFCIALLY A MAID OF HONOR AT 2 WEDDINGS.
So. much. planning. My bachelorette parties are going to be fucking insane. I’m so excited to do this.
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